With the sudden passing of Rev. Jerry Falwell, the Teletubbies can finally live in peace…especially that Tinky Winky.

One of our favorite moments on the One Minivan, One America Tour was the realization that we were staying in a friend’s condo that had been purchased from the gay prostitute who was in the midst of bringing down evangelical-hypocrite-homo Ted Haggard. It was our own little November surprise.

Check out our Montana episode with Sen. Jon Tester for the full rundown. Today Reverend Haggard announced he is “completely heterosexual” and that he’s going to get an online degree to celebrate.

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling convinced he is “completely heterosexual” and told an oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

That is according to one of the disgraced pastor’s overseers, who on Monday revealed new details about where Haggard has been and where he is headed.

The Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur also said the four-man oversight board strongly urged Haggard to go into secular work instead of Christian ministry if Haggard and his wife follow through on plans to earn master’s degrees in psychology.

Via TP.