The Big House Archive

A post by Joshua Skaroff

Denial: Not Just a River in Egypt

Former Bush Press Secretary Scott McClellan has a new book out. And let’s just say it’s not exactly friendly to George Bush, Karl Rove, or any of the other knuckleheads who’ve been running our country for most of this century.

Putting aside the much more serious charge that the president and his team purposely mislead the nation into war with a coordinated propaganda campaign, I thought this find was symbolic of everything that is wrong with this administration. Via Jake Tapper:

Writes McClellan: “‘The media won’t let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,’ I heard Bush say. ‘You know, the truth is I honestly don’t remember whether I tried it or not. We had some pretty wild parties back in the day, and I just don’t remember.’

“I remember thinking to myself, How can that be? How can someone simply not remember whether or not they used an illegal substance like cocaine? It didn’t make a lot of sense.”

And yet, McClellan concludes, “I think he meant what he said in that conversation about cocaine. It’s the first time when I felt I was witnessing Bush convincing himself to believe something that probably was not true, and that, deep down, he knew was not true. And his reason for doing so is fairly obvious — political convenience…”

I honestly believe in this day and age that drug use, especially in a long gone youth is not a big deal. But deluding yourself into believe that said drug use didn’t even exist is emblematic of a much deeper problem with the truth. Something our president clearly isn’t a fan of.

A post by Joshua Skaroff

“I Wanna Have Control”

Many of you have probably already seen this decidely creepy video of President Cheney lurking in the bushes during the mini-President’s last press conference. You know, the one where he threatened to veto an emergency spending bill and then tried to blame the Democrats.

Via kottke, a slightly more appropriate choice of music than whatever C-SPAN originally played.

Cheney apparently had to be there because his remote control works better from close up.

A post by Matthew Slutsky

DoubleSpeak Quote Of The Day

“…Recommended removing; weak U.S. Attorneys who have been ineffectual managers and prosecutors, chafed against Administration policies, etc…”

-Kyle Sampson, Recently canned Chief of Staff to Attorney General Al Gonzales.

A post by Joshua Skaroff

Bush Continues to Break Law

And with impunity.

Not content to hold American citizens indefinitely without filing charges, spy on American telephone calls, and in general act like king, President Bush has decided it’s his right to open our mail. Despite that being a blatant violation of federal law. Cue the signing statement

The President asserted his new authority when he signed a postal reform bill into law on Dec. 20. Bush then issued a “signing statement” that declared his right to open people’s mail under emergency conditions.

That claim is contrary to existing law and contradicted the bill he had just signed, say experts who have reviewed it.

The problem is Bush Doesn’t Care. He doesn’t believe in the Law. He only believes in his divine right as a President Bush to do whatever he wants.

Let’s hope the new 110th Congress starts to do something about this lawless administration.

A post by Joshua Skaroff

AP Lede Of The Day

From the Associate Press

President Bush worked nearly three hours at his Texas ranch on Thursday to design a new U.S. policy in Iraq, then emerged to say that he and his advisers need more time to craft the plan he’ll announce in the new year.

He then took a nap. It’s hard work being president.

A post by Peter Slutsky

What An Idiot!

“Some reports are issued and just gather dust. And truth of the matter is, a lot of reports in Washington are never read by anybody. To show you how important this one is, I read it.”

-President George W. Bush

Spoken like a true idiot, George.

A post by Peter Slutsky

Bush And Hoover

I just read this on Political Wire. Douglas Brinkley is dead on.

Historian Douglas Brinkley, writing in the Washington Post, looks at President Bush’s place in history:

“Though Bush may be viewed as a laughingstock, he won’t have the zero-integrity factors that have kept Nixon and Harding at the bottom in the presidential sweepstakes. Oddly, the president whom Bush most reminds me of is Herbert Hoover, whose name is synonymous with failure to respond to the Great Depression. When the stock market collapsed, Hoover, for ideological reasons, did too little. When 9/11 happened, Bush did too much, attacking the wrong country at the wrong time for the wrong reasons. He has joined Hoover as a case study on how not to be president.”

A post by Matthew Slutsky

War Criminal Wednesday

Linked from Politicalwire

“I didn’t ask you that, I asked how he’s doing.”

- President Bush, quoted by The Hill, to Sen-elect James Webb (D-VA) after asking how Webb’s son was doing in Iraq. Webb responded he just wanted him home soon.

A post by Joshua Skaroff

Voodoo Bush (Slight Return)

Passed along without comment. Via TPM.

A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.

Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before drank the “potion” and smeared some on his face.

“I don’t hate Americans, but I don’t like Bush,” said Pamungkas, who believed the ritual would succeed as, “the devil is with me today.”

A post by Peter Slutsky

“The Google” Maps Are For Kids

Think Progress has the video:

Transcript:

HOST:I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?

BUSH: Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes.