Day 14
5:20 PM ET.

Team DoubleSpeak just wrapped up disc one of Bill Clinton’s autobiography, My Life. I’m looking forward to hearing the rest of the book, read to me by the one and only, Bubba Clinton.

We’re stuck in traffic and are eager for things to clear up so we can get to Ohio by Monday Night Football. (Go Birds!)

In today’s Congressional Pedophile watch: Foleygate is really heating up. We are listening to news reports and it seems the fallout is continuing and really starting to spiral. It is beyond understanding to me why the GOP leadership covered up this story.

They had a pedophile in their ranks and instead of doing what was right for the country, they did what was right for their political party. They allowed Foley to get away with a free pass and now that they got caught in their web of lies, they are all back pedaling - trying to figure out a way to justify their unconscionable actions.

The Florida GOP has picked state Rep. Joe Negron to replace Foley on the ballot in the November election. This interesting thing is - Negron will have to run under Foley’s name. As the law stands now, it is too late to replace Foley on the ballot.

I wonder how they’ll end the TV commercials:

“What Rep. Foley did was despicable and beyond comprehension. As your Representative in Congress, I’ll never betray the public trust and I’ll stay off AIM, period! Let’s put this Foley debacle behind us - I’m Mark Foley and I approve this message.”

The Dems shouldn’t have any problem picking this seat up. You thought Florida voters were confused in 2000! Oye.

What a wild and crazy world we live in.

More from Ohio later.

-Peter