Archive for July, 2006

Hey Buddy, You’re Average!!

Map_of_Wisconsin

According to a recent survey by CNN’s pollsters, Wisconsin is the “most” average state in the Union in terms of race, income, and other factors.

This may be true according to some sprinkling of data courtesy of the U.S. Census Bureau. But with its proud Germanic heritage, delicious cheeses and microbrews, and its breathtaking state capital, America’s Dairyland is anything but typical or boring.

Too bad America’s politics aren’t more like Wisconsin’s; Al Gore won a narrow victory in 2000, as did John Kerry in 2004.

A post by Peter Slutsky

Bush Has His Eye On The Ball

American Idols

The War in Iraq, the War in Afghanistan, Al Qaeda’s dangerous network, the aftermath of the devastating Hurricane Katrina, the war raging in the Middle East, American workers earning a measly $5.15/hr minimum wage, the prospect of no more Social Security, etc. etc.

These are just SOME of the problems facing America and the world at the moment. However, in the spirit of boozy Friday, President Bush today will receive a very special envoy at the White House today. An envoy that has given us so much joy, ample love and above all, that has given us the gift of song–mostly crappy crappy songs, but musical notes, nonetheless. Yes, DoubleSpeak readers, today the Prez welcomes this season’s American Idols. What war in the Middle East?

As a taxpayer, I say that when an envoy such as this comes to greet the President, the White House should shut off the A/C – it’s costing too much as it is to chill that place and well, frankly, all non-essential people to visit the White House don’t deserve to breathe the hard-earned fruits of taxpayer money.

But Bush could use a ratings boost — for months, polls have consistently shown fewer than four in 10 Americans approve of his job performance.

It’s the first time “American Idol” stars — or those from any reality TV show — have earned a White House meeting. Hicks, along with Katharine McPhee, Elliott Yamin and the show’s other finalists, will visit Bush in the Oval Office this afternoon, give him a gift and pose for pictures.

Although the president is following a time-honored tradition of hosting popular champions at the White House, the juxtaposition with world events could strike some as a bit jarring. Earlier in the day, Bush will meet with British Prime Minister Tony Blair to discuss the battle between Israel and the Lebanon-based Hezbollah militants, and the continuing sectarian violence in Baghdad.

“It can be tricky, when the Middle East is falling apart, to be spending time with the winner of ‘American Idol,’ ” said Darrell West, a political scientist at Brown University in Rhode Island. “There’s the risk that people will ask, ‘Doesn’t this guy have something better to do? Shouldn’t he be solving foreign crises?’ ”

UPDATE: Photos with the Prez

A post by Peter Slutsky

DCCC New Web Ad

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee’s (DCCC) new web ad.

‘A New Direction. Now.’

A post by Peter Slutsky

Blowing Off Some Stress

Condi and her Piano
Secretary of State Condi Rice is over there in the Middle East trying to help curb fighting between Israel and Hezbollah terrorists. The jury is still out on her performance thus far, but nonetheless, she’s stressed. You would be too.

So, to reflect her somber mood and blow off some steam, she will play a piano recital in Malaysia this week.

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - In keeping with her mood and to reflect the world crises she tackles daily, U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice plans to play a somber piece of music to her Asian colleagues in Malaysia this week.

The Association of South East Asian Nations has a tradition of ministers performing usually silly skits at a gala dinner, but Rice, an accomplished pianist, said she was more at ease playing a serious, reflective piece, possibly by the composer Brahms.

“It is not a time that is frivolous. It is a serious time. I will play something that is in accordance with my serious mood,” said Rice, who had just attended a conference in Rome aimed at helping resolve the Lebanon crisis.

SHOW OFF! At least she’s not shoe shopping.

A post by Peter Slutsky

Great Tester Commercial

This is a good one! Tester is going to win. His opponent, Sen. Conrad Burns (R-MT) hates firefighters!

A post by Matthew Slutsky

A Frothy Mixture No More

Spreading Santorum

If you’re out there and feeling frustrated by Bob Casey’s timid campaign for the United States Senate in Pennsylvania then you are not alone. Day after day Casey continues to run a “conventional” campaign against an unconventional opponent and the polls are narrowing as a result.

Dan Savage, the sex columnist turned anti-Santorum activist, recently donated a $2,100 check to the Casey campaign to help the challenger close the nearly 2 to 1 gap between campaigns in terms of fundraising so far. Here’s the thing, SAVAGE’S CHECK WAS RETURNED BY THE CAMPAIGN!

From the Philadelphia Inquirer:

The Seattle-based syndicated sex columnist who minted a raunchy definition of “Santorum” and assembled a Web site to share it with all the world tried channeling his distaste for Pennsylvania’s junior senator with a $2,100 contribution to Casey’s campaign.

But six weeks after receiving a thank-you call from a Casey staffer and an invite to his Seattle fund-raiser, Savage learned this week that his money wasn’t necessarily welcomed.

Not directly, at least.

Casey’s finance director called Savage on Tuesday to say thanks, but no thanks. The “higher ups” in the campaign decided that the contribution could cause Casey more trouble than it was worth, Savage said he was told. Savage said it was then suggested that he donate the check to an organization working for Santorum’s defeat.

“That way, Casey could benefit from my money without having to, you know, associate himself with the likes of me,” Savage wrote on his blog. “Huh.”

Savage is of course famous for coining a new definition of “Santorum.”

Now I know that DoubleSpeak is a family show, but it’s critical to note that Dan Savage (not to be confused with Fred or Ben Savage) played a pivotal role in beginning the anti-Santorum movement. Maybe it’s a bit vulgar, but it’s true, and I think Casey could benefit from calling a spade a spade.

Casey, take the money. Keep it. Use it to tell the voters of Pennsylvania that Radical Rick Santorum is a nut ball and far outside the mainstream in America. Go, do it now!

UPDATE (4:30 PM ET): Dan has decided to send the money to Philadelphians Against Santorum.

A post by Matthew Slutsky

Michigan For Granholm

Democratic Governor Jennifer Granholm is in a tight race for re-election. Her opponent, Dick DeVos, is an extremely wealthy individual who will be dumping much of his Amway fortune into his race for Governor.

Polls have been neck and neck and it likely will remain that way until election day 2006. The latest poll from Detroit News/WXYZ-TV poll has Granholm up only four percentage points.

From the poll:

The lead is Granholm’s first since February, when DeVos started a nonstop TV ad barrage that to date has cost him more than $10 million. The Granholm campaign has yet to air a commercial, but the Democratic Party has spent more than $2 million on ads on her behalf.

Detroit News/WXYZ pollster Ed Sarpolus said the June launch of Democratic Party ads and recent news that Google Inc. and other companies will bring jobs to Michigan have combined to boost the governor’s campaign.

“People are starting to hear the other side,” Sarpolus said. “Is she out of trouble? No. She’s still under 50 percent support. But the trends show she has to tell her story.”

Good luck Governor, we’re pulling for you! Please visit Granholm’s website today and do all you can to help keep Michigan blue!

Granholm

Doyle Slaps Green On Stem Cells

Doyle/Lawton

George W. Bush’s deplorable veto of embryonic stem cell research is already having a big political impact beyond the Beltway.

Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle, locked in a vicious battle with his GOP opponent, Congressman Mark Green, is touting his own leadership on stem cells and attacking Green as an out-of-touch extremist.

The University of Wisconsin is one of America’s premier research institutions investigating the potential life-saving power of stem cells. Wisconsinites overwhelmingly support stem cell research, so Green’s bow to the religious right could well hurt him in November.

Recent polls show the race is a toss-up, with the independent Rasmussen poll showing Doyle up 47%-41%, and the Republican Strategic Vision outfit showing Doyle up 43%-42%.

Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki

was interrupted by a protestor while addressing a joint session of Congress this morning. The woman, Medea Benjamin was from the group Code Pink. Check out the video at Think Progress.

A post by Peter Slutsky

Capitol Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful People

The Hill

The Hill published its list of the 50 most beautiful people.

I don’t think I’m on it, but I haven’t scrolled all the way through yet.