Senator Trent Lott thinks he’s great. So great, in fact, that he’s preparing for another shot at Senate Leadership once Bill Frist goes off to run for President. Bill Frist, by the way, will quickly realize that no one supports him because he’s a wacko and will go back to diagnosing patients via VHS tape.

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Senator Trent Lott keeps a dog-eared piece of paper in his pocket showing which senators supported his proposal to spend $700 million to move a railroad line in his home state of Mississippi, and which opposed him.

Lott keeps the paper so he can “pull it out and remind people who voted with me and who didn’t,'’ he said.

A former Senate majority leader, Lott, 64, has never stopped keeping score as he eyes a possible return to the Republican leadership after the November elections.